- boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
- girl: shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, pubes, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
lol. tumblr diet?
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
I swear this is the last one
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan