Found the perfect realtor. All of her properties are amazing. We looked over my credit and im just short of qualifying. She recommended i get a credit card and make little purchases. So i applied for one and actually got approved! If i do this right, i might be a homeowner BEFORE 2017. Fingers crossed, please!

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wowww. so you lie to me about needing money for something just to go spend it on drugs. and then I also come outside to see you drinking, which you told me you’d stop. 


fuck this.

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eruriholic:

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

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feminismandhappiness:

chessys:

the phrase daddy issues makes me so mad like no this isnt some ‘issue’ we have its a system of neglect and emotional incompetence thats excused and encouraged in men and then somehow reflects badly on young girls for being lost and im so mad

The man fails as a father and we laugh at the neglected girl

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sexanax:

do u ever think about that one person u thought u would never get over and ur like damn i was so dramatic

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artmilf:

artmilf:

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

it’s just not gunna happen

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